kickoff post.

Soo .. Welcome to my blog, I guess. Is there like, blogging etiquette? Yeah, whatever. I've decided that since there's no one to really vent to in my time of need, I can use this. Oh, just to prepare you .. I'm really scatterbrained, so all my posts will be a little random. That's just the way it is. Dudee .. Mi madre applied for this job in Tennessee. I think it's complete crap. But, my feelings? Absolutely irrelevant. We find out if she got it sometime this week. She's engaged now, too. The guy's really annoying & ugly (and kinda on the feminine side), but hey .. Whatever floats her boat. I'm starting to accept the fact that it's happening, but if it does I expect a big house. And new clothes. And shoess. And maybe a little jewelry. I really don't ask much! Yesterday, I struggled for hours trying to figure out how to get video from a camcorder onto the computer. Never figured that one out. Guess my music won't be on YouTube anytime soon. After my camera catastrophe, we went to chill by the river. We had ice cream in the blazing heat, then dipped our feet in the water to cool off. Right after I stepped out of the water, a Water Moccasin swam by. It was HUGE. I'm still a beast. OHHHH ! Speaking of beasts, a mutant horsefly chased my sister, Camryn, from outside, through the door, up and down the stairs .. Basically, all through the house. Things calmed down for about 5 minutes when we couldn't find it. Then it started back on the attack, and Ma made me arm myself with a can of Raid for Ants. I chased it back downstairs, spraying the whole way (I felt like Spiderman.) and trapped it behind the couch. It's dead now. I saved the day. I think it's still there. Blahhh. I've been really sick for the past week. Still not sure what it is. I've taken every kind of antibiotic and pain reliever you can think of. Nothing's worked. Just got a text from my ex.

The Ex.

He says blogging's lame. I say eff him. Moving on. Lately I've had this obsession with Cre8tive Recreation shoes. They're beautifullll. Like me. Especially right now, seeing as how my hair isn't done .. I'm wearing leftover makeup .. I need to lose at LEAST 40 lbs. .. I'm sickkkkk. But yeah, it's about time for me to go find some Alavert and Earache meds. I'll leave a pic for the day.

                                              

Peace, Love, and Boobs,

Taylor.